Short Jokes


We have chosen a list of short jokes which we will update every week:

short joke 1 Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? 
-Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Short joke 2 Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
    Doctor: "Nine."

Short joke 3 Mother: Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
     Son: My name is Paul.

Short joke 4 My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Short joke 5 What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Short joke 6 Father: Son, you were adopted!
Son: What? I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents 
Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 mins.