Short Jokes
We have chosen a list of short jokes which we will update every week:
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? -Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Mother: Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?Son: My name is Paul.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. Father: Son, you were adopted!Son: What? I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents
Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 mins.