Dad Jokes

Dad joke 1My friend Paul Lee wanted to be a cop. Now that he’s a cop, when I see him I say: “Hey there Paul-Lees-man”
Dad joke 2Snowmen make terrible criminals, they can’t take the heat
Dad joke 3I was against organ donations, but then I had a change of hearet
Dad joke 4What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepper-only pizza
Dad joke 5Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs
Dad joke 6If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know
Dad joke 7I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time
Dad joke 8I knew a woman who owned a Taser, she was stunning
Dad joke 9I told someone a joke while stabbing him. He said “Stop it, you’re killing me.”
Dad joke 10What was the cat doing at the computer? Pur-rogramming
Dad joke 11What type of vehicle does an electrician drive? A Volts- Wagon
Dad joke 12I tried to lie to the X-ray tech, but she saw right through me